Like your humor, sadly it´s hard to comment since I´m no native speaker and it wouldn´t sound verry funny I´m afraid. Fully agree with your thoughts on KM.
ถึง CheckThat :You really are a cunt , firstly I’m white, secondly this is a porn site , its ALLL about fantasy , this isn't The New York Times , thirdly I’m just writing shit to get reactions and guess who’s the only freaking asshole to bite on the bait completely. Yes it’s you. You’ve taken stupidity to a new level motherfucker, congratulations.
ถึง Secretcurvevibes :I’d take you to a run down bar in a down at heel neighbourhood. The sort of bar populated by old men and scruffy youths. You’d be wearing a short black dress , stockings suspenders and high heels, no panties. The dress would be low cut showing plenty of cleavage. I’d make you sit in such a way that the dress rode up and revealed your stocking tops and with your legs parted giving glimpses of your shaved pussy. The people in that type of bar live a boring life with nothing to look forward to. You would be there entertainment for the evening.