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Hey babe, are we ready to do this fertility ritual together? Lets get pregnant. How many condoms have you collected? I managed to get 9, used and from various sources. I got one from my stepdad, my stepbro, my friends boyfriend, my neighbours bin, and just randomly off the pavement and stuff. I don't care who's sperm it is, I just wanna get pregnant, and now I'm fertile now is the time. So, I've poked holes in each one, and I'm just gonna stuff them all in together. That way I'll never know which one got me pregnant. Lets do it. I'll stuff all these condoms in me deep and just leave them in for a few hours, like all that sperm work its way up me. See you in a bit babe... I guess it's time to pull them all out again, all 9 of them!